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• Jealous comments from co-workers.
• Invites to dinners, parties, get-togethers, dates.
• Shopping lists being handed in.
• Earnest exhortions to take lots of photos
• Disappointed sighs from boss every time I remind her I won't be there for that meeting(s)
• Composing the autoreply
• setting autopay on credit cards, and phone ECS, dropping the insurance premium cheques
• lazy stretchhing on office chair, in the midst of the coworkers' glare, who told you life was fair?
• supercharging the torrents to complete in the next 24 hours
• formatting cameras
• noting down important numbers on paper backup
• handovering
• trimming beard and getting haircut

generally not knowing what the hell else to do

:) :) :)